Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Ugly Loser~

The world is always fair
But not the people
Trust nothing
Never~


Where am I suppose to go...what am I suppose to do...what's my future gonna be....


p/s : Ari ni aku jmpa 2 org minah "Ch0mel" ala2 cinta kolesterol
p/s : yg sorg sebelum exercise, yg sorg lagi selepas exercise.
p/s : Tapi sumpah perangai dua2 sama..kimak mcm fark
p/s : pdhal yg si krus ni kje makguard je..nk kerek2 ngn aku plak..cisss..(PMS)
p/s : Aku ckp gdmorning, dia bkn nk reply..jeling2 plak..ugly betty t0l..huh..(PMS)
p/s : si montel ni plak bdget comel..Then prangai melebey2 ala2 singa laut..(PMS)
p/s : Ari2 camni woo~ lau skali skala xpe jg0k..~


att : Wa xksah fizikal lu, keja lu, bckground lu..yg wa kisah prangai lu mcm fark..
att : c0me on la malaysian..xsalah kot bebudi bahasa kt org..senyum skeyt weii
att : muka dh hampeh..perangai?..lau aku b0gel depan lu bru lu tau..addicted trus..!
att : Lu tgu 1 hari nti wa sound lu..PMS t0l k0rg ni..huh


Aku pon ngh PMS ni...aishhh..nk g tampal jp..wakakakakaa...


~just me

Akulah SAng Pemimpi

Saturday, June 26, 2010

SAngap..!!!


When everything in your life has leaving you behind
Always remember, that there is always something that stays with you
Hope..






Whatever it takes, no matter how hard it is for this next 6 months, I will perform better and I will always stay ahead..Bos, thanks for the chance..

p/s: penat woo~..baru balik dari Labuan gas terminal
p/s: Kemudian aku terbayang saat2 aku terpaksa berada lama disana..
p/s: Sangap...!!..sume jantan..tarak tino..xmo2...sakit woo~..kakaka
p/s: Bos, tolong la antar dak2 pmpuan kje kt gas terminal tu..sian staff2 ctu sume jate
p/s: ari2 terbayang akan ketemu ikan duyung...wakakakaka..


att: Thank you bos for giving me those project
att: I promise u I'll do whatever it takes to find d solution
att: erkk..cane aku nk start ni?...hmm...bertapa lagikk..hak3


~just me

Akulah SAng Pemimpi

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Karma hukum aku~


Right or left
Its still the path you've chosen
Therefore, why must you regretted it
chill up and smile



my friend used to say, for every single things happened to us, there must be thousand reasons for it..My friend used to say, if we've lost something valuable in our life today, we will get better than what we've lost. Should I believe it or should I not?..yes i do


Perbualan romantik purple kepada Mr bean..

Purple: Mr bean, sy dh nk pg dh ni..doakan sy bjaya yee
Mr bean: awak jga diri leklok tau..dlm 5 bulan lgi kte jmpa okay
Purple: Keep your promise tau
Mr bean: I will..But u promise me to tke care of urself k

Malangnya pada suatu hari, purple telah pergi buat selamanya kerana terlibat dlm kebakaran rumah yg sungguh menyayat hati...Sebak didada, namun ianya suratan takdir...

p/s : Aku bru bgun pagi..slamat pgi semua
p/s : Ibu, slamat hari ibu..ayah, slamat hari bapa..
p/s : Purple, rest in peace yaa....
p/s : Hari ini aku nk tgk anak setan..diorg kata best..tp aku xtau..tgk sudeyy..hak3


URGENT: Woii budak bising, thnk u byk2 sbb byk tlg aku..thnks sbb apply petronas utk aku..thnks sbb byk loankan aku kwangan..thnks sbb ang mmg pndgar yg baek..thnks sbb semuanya..jasamu dikenang...Arigattoooo....~~...


~just me

Akulah SAng Pemimpi

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Hari Hitamku~

I believe things happen sometimes
I believe that things happened for a reason
I believe in it..and i have to believe


Its too much..But I will not give up..

p/s : Smlm hujan..sejuk woo~..tapi hujan bukan bermakna api xbley dihidupkan bukan?
p/s : kalau kau rasa apa yg kau pakai ari ni xcukup..ko pikir balik..!
p/s : Kalau kau rasa tempat kau tidur hari ni xcool, pikir balik..!
p/s : Kalau kau rasa kau masih lagi kekurangan hari ni, pikir balik..!

att: sebab aku sudah tiada apa lagi kecuali apa yg aku ada semalam..
att: sumpah tiada apa yg tinggal...!
att: Namun aku ttp berada di pejabat utk menyiapkan novel cerita hidupku




hmm: Aku merindui koleksi2 hidupku semuanya
hmm: Namun aku redha dengan kejadian itu..
hmm: Hari ini, hari hitam seumur hidupku, Izinkan aku berkabung atas apa yg terjadi semalam.
hmm: dan tiada carutan utk kali ini melainkan jiwa yg insaf..



~just me

Akulah SAng Pemimpi

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tembak dalam~


3 types of loves
And I know exactly which one I am
2nd one


 
Semut membisiskkan ke telinga si gajah,

xlama kemudian si gajah jatuh pengsan dan terus pitam,

Tau sebab apa?

sebab semut kata,

"Sayang, i hamil anak u"

cilakak punyer semut.."tembak dlm" t0l...gilak seks...wakakakakakkaka



p/s : anyway, itu gmbar time aku p kelly's castle.tmpat bpuaka woo~lariikkk..ka3..
p/s : erkk..actually aku pn xtau sape si kelly...maaf ya bu...kakaka



~just me

Akulah SAng Pemimpi

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

ooo sayang~

Kami Blogger Picisan
Yang dianggap melukut ditepi gantang
Menyokong Kempen yang dijalankan
oleh sahabat blogger
dan mengutuk sekeras-kerasnya 
tindakan Israil terhadap Armada Mavi Marmara
dan Palestin khususnya
 
-copy paste dr frodo..kakaka-
_______________________________________________________

I'm just a baby, baby, baby ooo...



Was listening to Parody's clip video of justin bieber....Fcuk, it was better than the original song man..erkk...okay, enough wit dat, xlayan sgt...kakakakakaka..

p/s : Aku sudah berada jauh dol..
p/s : Isnin depan masuk suasana kerja baru...malas woo~
p/s : anyway, father gwa sudah balik rumah setelah lama "berhoneymoon"
p/s : Ari tu mama muda msg my mother


"sis, jgn kol2 husband i dulu, kami tengah honeymoon ni..nak jugak anak cepat2..leh kongsi2 harta nanti.."

F** : wat was dat??...ahakz..ang pikiq la sndiri..
F** : anyway, time aku nek flight smlm, kakak pramugari jual mahal woo~
F** : mintak nombor dia xmo bg..cilakakkk...kakaka


~just me

Akulah SAng Pemimpi

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Bapakku Kawen..o yeahh..F**


I just lose something I hold on too




Just to make things simple...:

Selamat Pengantin baru for u father...

Takziah for u mother....

As for u Bitch perosak rumahtangga....Fuck U...



~just me

Akulah SAng Pemimpi

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Pompuan P*kimak~


What you have today
Doesn't guarantee you will still have it tomorrow



Almost every morning, my father would called me just to make sure that I am awake and ready for the day. But that changes today when the person who called me this morning wasn't my father but my mother instead. How would you react when your mother tell you that your father is going for a second wife? This was my reactions and I did that few hours ago...


1st action (Calling the 2nd wife)

Aku : slm puan, good evening..puan apa kbr?
Puan : slm...sihat..siapa bcakap?,cari siapa?
Aku : Ni sy ni anak tuan (tut***), puan kenal ayah sy?
Puan : Maafla...sy xknal...
Aku : Xpe la klw puan xknal..ni sy cuma nk bgtau skeyt la..
Aku : Td nmbor puan ni ada kol kt umh sy, ggu fmily sy, ugut2 fmily sy..
Aku : Ni sy nk igtkn la..klw puan ada buat semua tu, puan buat silap besaq
Aku : Sy ni nk kata mnteri bukan, tp klw fmly sy kna kcau, sumpah susah idup puan nti
Aku : So sy nk bg igatan skeyt la, Tlg jgn ggu fmly sy klw xnk susah..
Puan : oo..maaf yee..sy xtau family encik ni...emmm..
Aku : Xdak niat nk tduh2 puan..cuma nk igtkn..klw bkn puan xpe la..
Aku : Tapi klw betul puan ada buat, igt2 la yeee...slm..

2nd action (call the father)

Aku : Dad, where r u?
Father : I'm outstation smewhre..have u took ur dinner?
Aku : oo really..mom kol me just now...she said smtg and i think u knw what..
Father : emm....i'm otw back after evertg settle..emm..
Aku : just 2 remind u father, dont ruin the palace u have build okay..
Aku : No matter what, think about the consequences.....slm..
Father : emm...okay2..

3rd action (call the mother)

1 hour of conversations, but as the conclusion u know what i've said 2 my mom?..

Mom, just let him go and we live the way we wanted..Besides, u're still looks hot and if he can did this, u can do better than him...You have ur children and he just lost his assets...Remember, do ur prayer and seek for His guidance...


As for you father, Think again for every actions u took...Don't regret it..I love u for u're a cool father..but dat doesnt mean I agree with ur actions..


makian Aku :

Untuk Kau Pompuan P*kimak...Kau mmg mcm hanjing..sekali aku dpt kau, Sumpah aku susahkan hidup kau...Kau nk sgt batang, mari aku kc kau batang penyapu....FARK U BITCH....



p/s : Aku sihat, okay, mood baik, xemo..agak terkejut..Tapi hati aku kental...Xpnah rasa sayu melainkan menyampah..Menyampah dengan perangai manusia Sundal & P*kimak yg ske sgt merosakkn fmly org laen..C0me on dear, Lu salah masuk kndang...

p/s : Ada budak kata otak aku ngh serabut skunk ni..erkkk..xkot..mode hati aku ngh berbunga2..ngah kunyah2 bibir org nie..erkkk...kakakakakaka




~just me
Akulah SAng Pemimpi

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Diam & Cium aku...~


Shut up & kiss me


Years since I have come by and talk about craps....Lemme start something..

p/s : I was busy with welding course..ambik lesen dol
p/s : Aku bukan nk jadik welder pown..additional advantage..
p/s : Lulus@gagal..mampus aku kisah..kakaka
p/s : Sumpah susah gilakkk...bengkak2 kepala aku kna api woo~..
p/s : Izinkan aku bertapa lagik.aku kelihatan seperti beauty & d beast skunk ni..ciss


att : nyway, masa aku bhnti kt plaza tol utk tgu palang besi diangkat semalam
att : Live depan mata aku pkcik nek motor accident lggar tiang plaza t0l
att : Patah tengkuk, pala injured trok wei..Kondem trus...xgerak2..scary woo~
att : Aku trus turun kete bg bntuan..org lain dok menont0n jer..caitt..
att : Ni aku nak habaq kt angpa...
att : Xkisah  la pkcik tu mabuk ke ape ke, klw dh accident, Ko tolong je la..bukan dok sengih2 smbil nonton..moron..!!


hmm : Apa ang ingt aku xtakut kaa??..terketar2 woo kaki aku..tpi aku kuatkn smgt nk tlg pkcik tu..
hmm : Pkcik tu nangis2 kesakitan..aku pegang kpla & badan dia spaya xgerak..kang lgi terok..
hmm : Sumpah pasni aku bwak motor slow2..ngeri woo~..(trauma jap)..huk3..



~just me

Akulah SAng Pemimpi